Evil girls

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This cracked me up when I read it. It's from the urban dictionary, one of it's many definitions of evil.

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=evil

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View best answer, chosen by Cyracuz

Yeah, girls are evil!

Now they even make square routes...

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I heard the comedian Bill Engvall say he knew God was a woman, just from looking at the bible.

She wants you to worship her, and makes you listen to long boring stories.

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@Strauss,

What is the square route of three?

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@Setanta,

Setanta wrote:

What is the square route of three?

It depends on if the answer makes my ass look big.

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My favorite answer to that question:

Do these jeans make my ass look big?

No . . . your ass makes your ass look big.

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@Setanta,

Your favorite saying? How's that pull-out sofa working out for 'ya?

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@Ragman,

Just in regard to that particular question. The Girl has never asked me that.

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@Setanta,

Just teasing 'ya.

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When asked by one's loved one if a garment makes her look fat, the best response is to suddenly look vaguely around, and the totter to a sofa or bed, on which one must lie down heavily. When asked what the matter is, one should then say one doesn't know but suddenly felt dizzy, and is now in need of a bit of a lie-down.

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@Cyracuz,

Well from that logic can we imply that good is positive and evil is negative. So if money is square root of evil, then the square root of evil is undefined, and therefore undefined squared is undefined. So that concludes that girls are undefined.
There, that makes more sense
Neutral

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@Torii,

Think that's the first time I ever used the 'select answer' button. Wink

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