Retirment fun

Subject: Fw: how I spend my time (fwd)



---- Original Message -----

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only
about five minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires!

So I said I'd met turnips with more brains.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes ...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care --- my car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important when you are
retired.