Congratualtion to littlek and Slappy Doo Hoo!

I'm your third cousin twice removed and we share dentures. I'd like to use them this weekend BTW since I have a date. You won't need them since you have "work" to do this weekend. Please mark this on your calendar. Thank you.

No Heeven..I'm sure your date would prefer it if you DIDN'T have dentures......know whaddum' sayin'?

But I'm a biter!

I'm the Mike Tyson of the family.

All the reason to leave your dentures at home...

Ouchie!

It's not that you masturbate to the children's programing, Slap, it's because you're so out of date - passe - behind the times. You are living in the past. Really, masturbating to the Boobahs would be much more hip.

What the heck!!! Slappy can't have already gotten married! We're still in Tijuana for the buck's night!

Whaddaya mean the buck's night was last week??

Havana?? We're where? Cuba!

I mooned the USMC base at Gitmo? Oh, that was Craven....

And there's a warrent for my arrest? Where? All of the states? Even Hawaii?


Looks like I'll be missing the reception guys.

Well, if there was a marriage, I still can't remember. And, if we haven't yet had the reception. I think I'd like to set up a play list for the DJ. I thought since you all are so near and dear to me, that I'd like to pay tribute by playing music off your assorted albums.

Every now and then, Gustav washes off the cow poop and pig slurry, cleans up and heads into town with his pals to do some recording. I want to have "Squeal Like a Pig" played off of this album he put out last year:


I know it was a long time ago, but I wanted to pay homage to Mr Stillwater's band from the 70s, I hear they still keep in touch. Let's hear "Hold Me" and "What's Down Under":


Bigdice, nimh, Lola and Eva formed an internationally reknown quartet and their "I'm Gonna Tarry" cannot be omitted from the play list.


Heeven bares her, um, heart on this album. I simply can't have a reception without "Who's Yo Mama" and "Extra Sexual Persuasion".


And the super hot Kickycan sure can kick as demonstrated in his spicy latin songs like "Yo Qiero Izod" - he's a must as well.


Fishin and Quinn out do themselves on romantic tunes that would fit oh so nicely into this party of ours. I particularly want "Sexy Sixteen", "Come On Little Girl" and "Mac Daddy".


Since 50s tunes are so cool and easy to dance to, I figure a good album to use is this one. A retro-cool cover LP with Colorbook, Caprice, Ceili and Willow.


I'm still not certain that ehBeth and dlowan aren't the same person. But, this album is made by one of them...


Craven croons with Sealpoet and Phoenix in this fantastic, rocking album. I think I like the song (Behind the Haystack" best of all


And, of course, I can't leave out Slappy, now can I. I think this album will speak for it's self - or for Slappy himself. Or something. Anyway. Play it all.

Devastatin' Dave????

Great, jes friggin' great... The printers misspelled our name again, gang!! I told 'em umpteen times we're the McHeathens!!!

Lola's hair was very practical for smuggling drugs and antique artifacts when we did our world tour in the days of freaky hairstyles and freakier shirts!!!

{grin}

littlek, outstanding work on the play list!
It ain't every day you get music for nearly
every (lapse of) taste.

Thanks, I hope you enjoy it! Maybe some of the guests will actually perform for us! What a treat that would be.

I cannot sing, but I will dance. I can do my Texasian two-step, but only for an hour. After that I might get dizzy or fall asleep. That can be followed by Bavarian Polka if somebody is still up and willing.

you are sooooooo in trouble, young lady! I got rid of those glasses years ago!

uhoh

Why I'd be delighted to sing. I even brought some of the old boys with me. Hope you don't mind oldies.



Hmmmm...
Dies irae, dies illa...

No, no! The more the merrier!

Thanks littlek, for taking me down memory lane...

colorbook - um, you're welcome.

Dag - you are so lucky you showed up late.....

That's gotta be the understatement of the week!