If Frank APisa didnt exist would we have to create him?

Please do not ask questions.
That is not how it works.

Joe(thus spaketh FA)Nation

Why do I like this post?

Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to ask you a question.

Joe(now I won't be able2know)Nation

I'm agnostic on this matter.

People? How does anyone know I'm a people?

Please define "people."

And while you are at it, define "how" and "know."

Whyfore?

You know, a deep thought just occurred to me. People who don't believe in Frank Apisa can't possibly know they're right, whereas people who do believe in him can. What do you say to that!

Define "define".

(Didn't see that one comin', did ya?)

Is there a bbq joint around here?

I need some meat.

Oh, ****! I've seen this before.

I hope everyone in the neighborhood has been properly warned!

And I certainly hope you have warned the local police department.

If Frank Apisa didn't exist, who'd be inhaling?

and who would introduce masses of tourists to each other?

Did. You mentioned people first, the onus to define is thine.

That was divine!

...that's a bit like asking explain explain without explain having any particular meaning...you should know that you cannot ask of a word meaning using exactly the same word you looking for meaning as form of inquiry...it doesn't make sense Frank...same can be said of poor expressions like the evolution of evolution the creation creating itself and other similar nonsense...for instance what actually is meant with the sentence "the evolution of evolution" is that the process of evolution changes its particulars but not that evolution essentially evolved to something else other then evolution...
...hope that can help...

...I was under the impression you were the designer...no ? hmmm, maybe I should ask Spendi instead...its all part of a master plan I am sure...I wonder what's next on the line...

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Were I to create him, he obviously didnt exist previously till I did the deed . Therefore I knew that a Frank APisa was a figment of my own newtons

Is it a figment of your own newtons farmerman?

If a Frank Apisa falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, I guess he doesn't exist.

What if he existed previously and you just cloned the exact replica of him in form, personality, and thought?

I bet Frank Apisa information, a 2 dimension string is circling around the event horizon of a massive black hole in the centre of our galaxy and that Farmerman being a bright scientist caught up the signal with a big multi dimensional Hawking´s radiation antenna which promptly allowed him to use his new fancy toy a 3D printer bought in a German Bosh site...I got everything under control not to worry lads the cover up story is already heading to the US emigration bureau, we get to keep Frank and Farmerman with us...

Hey Farmer, what's up, are you not confirming nor denying this whistle-blower assumption ??? re-check above...