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Odd, strange, or bizarre news stories from Florida

 
 
panzade
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2014 11:58 am
Not odd strange or bizarre, just very sad.
Martin (County) sheriff: Road-rage shooting victim from West Palm Beach‘fighting for his life’
Quote:
Road rage victim Steven Simon was hit at least once in the side of the head before he crashed.

At the scene, Simon said, “Officer, help me. I’m going under. I need oxygen,” according to the incident report.


It was 1:30 am before I got home as they had closed Int 95.
WTF is wrong with people?
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2014 06:36 pm
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10527453_10152634621014314_1383253622956610172_n.jpg?oh=6fe1cfda2ca3c3daeaf9d603a37f2ff3&oe=5454DF7B&__gda__=1413038852_ddb468cbc53db3f922129aedacb249ce
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2014 08:47 am
@panzade,
Man Accused Of Killing His Roommate Asked Siri Where He Could Hide A Body
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/a-guy-accused-of-killing-his-roommate-apparently-asked-siri
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2014 05:58 pm
@tsarstepan,
Woman shoots grandson after mistaking him for intruder
http://nypost.com/2014/08/19/woman-shoots-grandson-after-mistaking-him-for-intruder/
panzade
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2014 06:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
I know.
I see these Florida gun tragedies every day.
It just doesn't seem odd or strange anymore. Crying or Very sad
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2014 07:32 am
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1503938_461918880579082_1758619904_n.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2014 01:28 pm
Cops: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Pubic Enemy #1
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2014 01:36 pm
@panzade,
I don't quite know what to say about that..
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One Eyed Mind
 
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2014 01:49 pm
That's because Florida is a euphemism for "Floor it, duh."
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Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2014 03:33 pm
@panzade,
Quote:
In order to pay full attention to her sensitive regions, police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel.
Yes, her ex-husband.


I do have one question (well I have many) but the most obvious - if she was including her ex-husband in this drive -- why didn't she have him drive and she ride shot gun -- that way she would be free to shave without worrying about driving.

Now that brings another question - what was her ex-husband gonna do when she got to her boyfriend's house? Just hang out in the yard?

panzade
 
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2014 09:55 pm
@Linkat,
Things that make you go....huh?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2014 06:35 am
@panzade,
19 Years Ago, Someone Named Her Daughter Cherries Waffles Tennis.
http://jezebel.com/19-years-ago-someone-named-her-daughter-cherries-waffl-1631003738

http://geekologie.com/2014/09/not-surprised-florida-woman-named-cherri.php
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2014 01:24 pm
Fanning the flames in Florida’s race for governor

Former Gov. Charlie Crist stood alone on stage for a visibly awkward four long minutes as Republican Gov. Rick Scott refused to come out, claiming that the small fan below his opponent’s podium violated debate rules.

CBS Miami moderators fumbled over their words, announcing initially that both candidates were “not stepping up on the stage” due to “an extremely peculiar situation.” They then quickly introduced Crist, who walked out and took his spot behind the podium.

The Miami Herald’s Marc Caputo noted that Scott supporters “privately” said that the moment the governor refused to go onstage “was the moment he lost the election.”
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:08 pm
@panzade,


9 Things Floridians Always Have To Explain To Out-Of-Towners
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kelseypjones/9-things-only-floridians-understand
panzade
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2014 05:04 pm
@tsarstepan,
She's great! And on the money.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2015 12:08 pm

Guy Trashes "Spiritual" Girlfriend's Car After Granny Dildo Sex Prophecy
http://gawker.com/guy-trashes-spiritual-girlfriends-car-after-granny-di-1677076809
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2015 01:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
ok, I clicked on a related story in that granny dildo story, and got this one.

Couple trapped in unlocked closet for 2 days.

Two days???? Drunk Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes

http://gawker.com/couple-trapped-in-unlocked-closet-for-two-days-maybe-1677090856

I love her tattoo. Must have felt really great getting that one. What the hell, I love everything about her looks.
panzade
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2015 01:58 pm
@chai2,
You reminded me of the drummer who locked his keys in the car.
It took him 2 hours to get the bass player out.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2015 02:28 pm
@chai2,
as I replied on this article on facebook, pray they didn't conceive.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 11:59 am
Woman accused of child neglect after leaving infant sitting at bar while she danced

A woman who left her 1-year-old child sitting alone at a Boynton Beach bar was arrested Sunday, police said..

Concerned customers at Banana Boat Lounge and Restaurant, at 739 E. Ocean Ave., told police a woman, later identified as Ashton Krauss, 28, of Ocean Ridge, went to an outdoor bar in the back of the restaurant at about 5:30 p.m. and put the child in a high chair.

After ordering a drink and food, Krauss left her table to dance and socialize as the child cried alone, according to the report.

Customers began asking Krauss to sit down with the child. She instead picked the child up and began spinning around before hitting a bar stool and falling down with the child landing on her, customers told police.

Customers and staff rushed in to try and help the woman and child but that caused Krauss to get angry, according to the report.

Police arrived and said Krauss was violent and belligerent. Officers found a half-empty, 16 oz. can of Michelob Ultra in her car's center console and a closed 16 oz.-can of Angry Orchard cider beer in her purse, according to the report.

The woman's uncle took custody of the child as Krauss was taken to jail.

Krauss is facing child neglect and disorderly conduct in an establishment charges and was booked into Palm Beach County Jail where she is held in lieu of $3,000 bail.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/boynton-beach/fl-boynton-drinking-mom-neglect-20150105-story.html
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