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Thu 24 May, 2012 03:13 pm
I don't look anything like my mom, but look like exactly like my dad.
I just found out my father had a affair with the waitress at the place he went to for pie every night.
Seems like he got her with child, and his wife was forced to give birth to me.
What should I do?
@chai2,
Go back to the hospital and get a genetic refund.
@tsarstepan,
The hospital burned down in the flood of '65
@chai2,
I think Juanita has some 'splainin to do.
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
The hospital burned down in the flood of '65
The MOST CONVOLUTED COVERUP EVER!
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
I don't look anything like my mom, but look like exactly like my dad.
I just found out my father had a affair with the waitress at the place he went to for pie every night.
Seems like he got her with child, and his wife was forced to give birth to me.
What should I do?
Serious, or a Mexican soap opera?
Cycloptichorn
@chai2,
How do you start a flood??!
Joe(old punch line)Nation
@Cycloptichorn,
This is my motherhood your talking about here.
Be serious for a change cyclo.
@chai2,
Oh wait,
I forgot to ask "What kind of pie?"
Joe(a'la mode?)Nation
@chai2,
Same question as Cyclop.
Plus...it seems to me your mother would know if she did not give birth to you. Is she still alive?
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:
Oh wait,
I forgot to ask "What kind of pie?"
Joe(a'la mode?)Nation
I'm thinking pooter, but that's beside the point.
Do you think I should find juanita and demand back birthday presents?
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
This is my motherhood your talking about here.
Be serious for a change cyclo.
I was being serious. You have a dry sense of humor so sometimes it's tough to tell if you are joking.
Cycloptichorn
@Frank Apisa,
Frank Apisa wrote:
Same question as Cyclop.
Plus...it seems to me your mother would know if she did not give birth to you. Is she still alive?
oh, she gave birth to me, I hadda listen to all the stories.
But if my dad got juanita knocked up, I'm her kid.
@chai2,
Just be glad you don't look like the UPS man, who was visiting your mom while your dad was visiting Juanita. You could be twins.
@Cycloptichorn,
Cycloptichorn wrote:
chai2 wrote:
This is my motherhood your talking about here.
Be serious for a change cyclo.
I was being serious. You have a dry sense of humor so sometimes it's tough to tell if you are joking.
Cycloptichorn
This should answer all inquiries....
http://able2know.org/topic/191074-1
I'm thinking mismi is getting the juanita at the diner reference.
that's because she's been up to mount pilot.
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