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I just had a vision.

 
 
kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2004 10:47 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
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Could you be....no, I just can't go there......


Yes, Kirsten..... I am your father.


Daddy? Very Happy Yes, it's all starting to make sense now....something just never seemed quite right with Mom's tale of my father being the pretender to the throne of Denmark, who succumbed to Dengue fever while hiding in the Brazilian rain forests, plotting a triumphal return to claim his birthright, with the aid of his devoted band of transexual guerrillas.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2004 11:04 pm
I dunno, what sort of damn world is this, where even the goddamn gorillas are succumbing to fashionable gender ambiguity....

I have a fabulous black long coat thingy, with lots of sequins and lace. Will that be ok for the de-Gussing?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2004 11:05 pm
I blame the plastic....
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2004 11:22 pm
dlowan: that long black thing seems perfect for Daddy's demise. Mind if I ask where you got it?

Daddy Gus: Not to be indelicate in your time of trial, but if you would just PM me your attorney's name and address, I'll see that he gets all the necessary info to update your will.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 01:39 am
Big decision now:

Gus's hanging - OR the cricket?

What's the weather like at the hanging site? I don't own a black coat! - Well, I do, but it's velvet and I'm not sure it's appropriate for a hanging. Wink

It's gonna be very hot here for the cricket - and no shade?? ~


aaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 01:45 am
44.4 here....

Well, about 113 F....
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 01:49 am
Prolly cooler at the hangin', then!?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 01:51 am
Well, yes. Only - I am staying right here next to my airconditioner...ain't nothin' gonna get me out of here tonight...hope we don't lose power.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 01:52 am
Send me some photies?
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 01:59 am
of the cricket....??? or.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 02:01 am
NOT the cricket!
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 06:43 am
Shocked
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 10:14 am
Well, I see plans are shaping up nicely for the hanging. Now all we need is a band. If we ask, I'm sure BPB will bring Cirkus (good band name for the occasion, dontcha think?)

One question remains...

Gus, what song(s) would you like for them to play?
Any last requests?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 10:20 am
Damn Gus,.. you are far more popular than I would have guessed! The staggering number of supporters who have come forward in your defense is sobering indeed. With so much opposition; I fear this could escalate into WW3.
(Hurry up and find him before this gets out of hand)
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 10:23 am
i would suggest a 'hemp' rope for the 'occasion'; seems from his comments, that hemp is close to Gus' heart! (and so'z 'is neck) Twisted Evil
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 10:36 am
I can't say that I advocate lynching...real aversion to the word actually...but...I'd advocate this:

catch him - of course

tenderize him w/ an oversize "Pampered Chef" meat tenderizer

flay him

pour vinegar over him

I'll leave the party and then...

follow w/ hanging as suited
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 10:41 am
ony;
that's so much 'more humane'!! Shocked
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2004 11:14 am
i never ever said it was humane (i never ever said I was...)
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