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I mean seriously. How far are we from Christian re-education camps?

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/04/13/463317/tennessee-anti-hand-holding/?mobile=nc

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[+7] - boomerang - 04/15/2012If they outlaw hand holding then only outlaws will hold hands. Are parents still allowed to demonstrate this gateway activity when teaching their child how to cross the street?
[+5] - CalamityJane - 04/15/2012Put that porn picture away, Walter!!
[+4] - CalamityJane - 04/15/2012Unbelievable!!! Who let the Puritans into this country? I can't believe that some states are living in medieval times while other states have surpassed the 21st century. It's not fair that we...
[+3] - blueveinedthrobber - 04/15/2012Ned Beatty is thinking all this concern about sex in Tennessee is a day late and a dollar short.
[+3] - Rockhead - 04/15/2012she's just checking his depends for lumps...
[+3] - jespah - 04/16/2012Using latex gloves doesn't make it any safer! A porno song [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDM2Qb1rVVs[/youtube] Since it has religious overtones, erm, what does that tell us, exactly?

@blueveinedthrobber,

blueveinedthrobber wrote:

I mean seriously. How far are we from Christian re-education camps?

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/04/13/463317/tennessee-anti-hand-holding/?mobile=nc

The unrepentant hand-holder is a spawn of Satan. Just sayin'.

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@blueveinedthrobber,

Yup I held a little girl's hand once, and sure enough, years later (too many years later), I had sex. Clearly the Tennessee legislature is on to something here.

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@blueveinedthrobber,

Ambidextrous Handholding violates the Bibble--Beat them 'til they stop.

Rap

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Revive the art of stoning, for hand holders.

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Ned Beatty is thinking all this concern about sex in Tennessee is a day late and a dollar short.

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@blueveinedthrobber,

do you think Ned eats bacon?

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@rosborne979,

Well, I had had eye contact first ...that's still allowed, isn't it?

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@Walter Hinteler,

Walter Hinteler wrote:

Well, I had had eye contact first ...that's still allowed, isn't it?

As long as you're not thinkin what they know you're thinkin.

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Huh.. gives new meaning to being all hands, eh!

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@blueveinedthrobber,

If they outlaw hand holding then only outlaws will hold hands.

Are parents still allowed to demonstrate this gateway activity when teaching their child how to cross the street?

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@blueveinedthrobber,

i guess paul mccartney better leave i wanna hold your hand off his set list if he plays a venue in tennessee

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@boomerang,

A semi-official street sign, to be found quite often in German residential areas, asking to drive slowly because of playing children ...

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Unbelievable!!! Who let the Puritans into this country?

I can't believe that some states are living in medieval times while other states
have surpassed the 21st century. It's not fair that we all vote for one president for having clearly different goals for the future.
California for Independence!! (pretty please)

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@Walter Hinteler,

Put that porn picture away, Walter!!

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@CalamityJane,

But that's no reason to touch me immorally!

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@Walter Hinteler,

Walter Hinteler wrote:

A semi-official street sign, to be found quite often in German residential areas, asking to drive slowly because of playing children ...

Tennessee kiddie porn

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@Walter Hinteler,

These two people obviously held hands when they were kids!

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@RABEL222,

she's just checking his depends for lumps...

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"the menace of underage handholding"..lol ... guess we'll have to go straight to playing 7 minutes of heaven, then.

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