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If Shakespeare wrote The Hokey Pokey

 
 
snood
 
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 09:01 pm
My sister posted this on FB. Hye-larious!

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
-- by "William Shakespeare"

Written by Jeff Brechlin, Potomac Falls, Maryland
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 09:28 pm
@snood,
That's brilliant. Thanks, snood.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 09:48 pm
@snood,
Nods, in memory of my childhood. Thanks, Snood.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2012 09:29 am
@snood,
snood wrote:

Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.


Niiice.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2012 02:37 pm
Love it, Snood. Thanks for sharing it with us.
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