How to celebrate your birthday

Subject: birthday bash


A wife decides she will take her husband to a strip
club for his Birthday. They arrive at the club and
the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is surprised and asks if he's been to this
club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling
team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd
like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife
is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's
in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes
with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before
she can slam the door, He jumps in beside her. He
tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is
having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns
his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
bitch tonight, Dave."