@blueveinedthrobber,
dude...
it's Iowa. you know what Iowa stands for, right?
(idiots out wandering around)*
be careful what you actually say on the phone. insults are perfectly allowable. interstate phone threats of ass whooping can lead to silly expensive legal charges...
*my apologies to swimpy and family, who are not to be included in the idiots...
you aren't taking this out on miss puss are you?