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HEALTH QUESTION

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 10:40 am
Is it true what i've heard? That excessive mastication can lead to blindness?
 
djjd62
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 10:43 am
@Setanta,
i can remember one time my grammy telling me my eyes were bigger than my stomach
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Sturgis
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 10:54 am
@Setanta,
This happens mainly when you don't close your mouth entirely and prune pits go flying along with vinegar, though it's usually a result of another person masticating in front of you. Perhaps mutual mastication is what you be after.
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boomerang
 
  5  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 11:05 am
@Setanta,
I used to do this a lot but my parents worried that I'd become a thespian so they made me quit.
PUNKEY
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 11:12 am
Yes, self crushing, kneading or grinding could be harmful.

Setanta
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 11:13 am
@boomerang,
I heard you was a known homo sapiens.
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Setanta
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 11:13 am
@PUNKEY,
Hmmm . . . i'll have to chew on that for a while.
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djjd62
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 11:14 am
@PUNKEY,
everybody kneads somebody, sometimes
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ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 12:13 pm
@Setanta,
Wait, does that involve tape?
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Walter Hinteler
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 12:23 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Is it true what i've heard? That excessive mastication can lead to blindness?


Yes. And those will become Newt's first moon colonists.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 02:26 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
It depends on the time and place.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 02:38 pm
I'm finding some of these answers hard to swallow . . .
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 03:04 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

I'm finding some of these answers hard to swallow . . .


Then you haven't masticated them long enough..
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 03:54 pm
@Setanta,
Have you ever were so enraptured or distracted with such illicit activity that you bit your tongue while masticating?
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Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 03:56 pm
As Cassius said to Brutus, "Chew on this!"
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