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Sun 8 Jan, 2012 12:51 pm
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
A driver obeying the speed limit is a bore.
BBB
That's why I drive kinda fast and kinda slow. Half fast, as it were.
Incidentally, I just made that up, on my own, without stealing it from the other ten million or so humans who tell that joke.
@edgarblythe,
I assume that you can only haft fast and can eat half of your food slow.
BBB
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
I just assumed he's a half fast driver.
@roger,
Only when it's half fast midnight.
@edgarblythe,
Yeah, but driving half fast and kinda slow won't prevent us imbeciles from getting rearended by the idiots or rearending the morons. just stay in your designated lane and no one gets hurt.
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
To me it's different. Anyone driving slower is a bystander, anyone driving faster is a rival, and anyone driving sideways is crazy fun.
I generally use a nine-iron for long drives.
@Lustig Andrei,
I hold my Driver straight up in the air during thunderstorms. Guess that makes me an idiot, or a moron?
....Who cares?
@aspvenom,
How do you hold your putter?
@roger,
roger wrote:
How do you hold your putter?
Yeah. Especially when you're just puttering around.
@Lustig Andrei,
PUTTing one hand over the other of course. How else can you hold it, without puckering your face.
@aspvenom,
That is the driving question, isn't it?
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