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How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 
 
Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2012 08:07 pm
Two. One to change the bulb, the other not to change it.



Your turn.
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2012 08:08 pm
The bulb does not exist.
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 01:16 am
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

Two. One to change the bulb, the other not to change it.



Your turn.


None.....the enlightened do not require artificial light.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 01:49 am
@Lustig Andrei,
Hey Andrew, the bad joke thread is thataway.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 01:10 pm
@edgarblythe,
No.



And yes.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 01:11 pm
@dlowan,
Also true.



And not.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 01:12 pm
@roger,
The way of the enlightened is inscruitable, Roger.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 01:37 pm
None

Only the light bulb can change the light bulb, and only by finding its own path to enlightenment . . .
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:03 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
Only the light bulb can change the light bulb, and only by finding its own path to enlightenment . . .

and it has to want to be changed.

A 120v bulb wired into a 220v circuit would need a transformative experience....

joe(to avoid a condition much like rapture.)Nation
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Fido
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:08 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
How many weightlifters does it take to screw in a lightbulb... This is always a big hit at the Y...
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:18 pm
@Fido,
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:21 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
That would be a duality.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:34 pm
@ossobuco,
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
George
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:48 pm
We are all the light bulb.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:49 pm
@Fido,
Fido wrote:

How many weightlifters does it take to screw in a lightbulb... This is always a big hit at the Y...


OK. I'll bite. How many?
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George
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 02:52 pm
Now if you had asked how many buddhists does it take to screw in a light
bulb, I would have said "Two, but they'd have to be very small."
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2012 03:09 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
<laughing>
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 03:05 pm
Does anyone how many control freaks (and we have quite a few on A2k) it takes to screw in a light bulb?
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 09:42 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

Does anyone how many control freaks (and we have quite a few on A2k) it takes to screw in a light bulb?


The number of the Beast is 666?

Or, my name is Legion, for we are many?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 11:24 pm
@dlowan,
Actually, Deb, it takes just three.
 

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