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Bill Gates.

 
 
lenny
 
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 02:58 pm
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number."
So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft." http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/8/superbiggrin.gif
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Shadowless-Nightmare
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2004 04:14 pm
The senator comes up to Bill Gates and asks, "when did you relize that you've turned the world into a state of monopoly?"
He then replies, "Monopoly is just a game senator, I'm trying to control the ****!ng world."
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