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Two nuns.

 
 
lenny
 
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 02:44 pm
Two nuns are riding their bikes down the backstreet's of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says "you know I've never come this way before"
The other nun whispers "It's the cobblestones" http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/8/superbiggrin.gif
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 03:42 pm
Two tom cats walk into the same church from different doors. They look at each other for a while, then one says, Let us spray.
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Arthur
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 10:44 pm
I don't quite get this one. What's the humor?
I don't guite get this one. What's the humor?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 08:51 am
There isnt any. Just a passing thought.
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Arthur
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 09:35 am
Sorry Steve (as 4loo)
I didn't meant the 'two tom cats' one, but the 'two nuns' one.
However, I got someone explained it to me. And now I got it.

below was the explanation:
by dlowan (a Veteran Member)

LOL! Arthur - the joke is the play on the word "come".

It can - and is intended by the first nun - to mean "I have never travelled using this route before".

It can also mean to orgasm - which is the sense which the second nun assumes to be the case.

The cobblestones are relevant because they could, theoretically, provide a vibration sensation - which could cause a woman to achieve orgasm, when ridden over on a bicycle.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 11:06 am
Oh Arthur, surely you....well I suppose there's the first time for everything....even for a joke as old as that!
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lenny
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2004 12:50 pm
It maybe "old" but for some it's new (me included).
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