Getting the Last Word

Sounds like a conspiracy is going on.

Yeah, I'm starting to get suspicious.

Of what?

Of everything. And everybody.

Well, if it's everything and everybody, you have rendered meaningless the use of the word conspiracy.

You had better begin just calling it "life".

You call this living?

What!?

Has this become the answer a question with a question thread already?

If you're alive it's called life.

Unless you are in a vegetative state, in which case I wouldn't call it life, really. Except I suppose ones CELLS would consider it life as usual...except the ones in the atrophying muscles and such. And those in the brain.

Damn. This is getting worse than any digression thread you ever created ororiginated. I'm starting to think we should just let Gracie have the last word.

I am shocked and horrified.

Speechless.

I need to wash your mouth out with soap.

WORD

Strange how this thread is still plugging along.

It's a stayer.

Say a prayer
that this thread's a stayer,
not an egg-layer
Likesome threads have been,
doused with gin,
drenched in sin.

This ain't no rap,
just a lot of crap.

WOW! Im soo surprised! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Its official. I win! Where's my trophy?

~My acceptance speech~

Ahem. Wow. This is awesome. Um, well, first of all, I'd like to thank God for this wonderful award. I dont know how I wouldve made it this far without her.This is truly a blessing. Second of all, Id like to thank myself. Im soo determined and resilent. I just knew I would win. There was never a doubt in my mind. Last and probably least, I'd like to thank Lustig Andrei for giving me this award. It took him a bazillion years but he finally came around. Thank you Mr Andrei. Oh yeah! And I'd also like to thank all of my fans and supporters and stuff out there! You guys are awesome. Shout out to Setanta and Soulie and firefly! You guys are the bomb!
>steps down from the microphone. takes a bow and exits stage while the audience goes wild.<

Just teasing Lustig Andrei! Thanks a ton for the award!

All I knows is,
I'm in.
Whenever the next swoopjack paddywack post attack
occurs
I'm in.

Joe(gardening~~Brilliant)Nation

You fell for that did you?

Until you bring up your calculus grade, you won't be winning this one Gracie.

Way to go, Gracie!

Aww! Yay! Thank you dlowan! How sweet!
I knew you'd see things my way.

This thread is over, dead, defeated (by me!). No other posts or posters are necessary. Run along.

Thank you.

who are you? where is Monsieur Andre?