Getting the Last Word

So...sometimes you feel Happy, eh? Does that make him Grumpy?

Not what I said, bunnywabbit. There was no such verb as "feel" in my sentence. You're just groping for cute and clever palaver.

I once worked with a guy who was about five-foot-one, if that. One time, backing out of a parking space in the lot, I accidentally bumped his car and put a very slight scratch on it. He got out of the vehicle, looked at the scratch, shook his head, and said, "I am not happy."

"Which one are you, then?" I shot back.

We're still friends.

Cool. My dad would have kicked your kneecaps in.

PS: You can't slip out of feeling up Happy that easily.

your dad was Grumpy?

No....Dwarfy. Well, he WAS Grumpy an awful lot at home. Charmin' outside the home, not so charmin' within.

I don't know how tall he was.....I outgrew him at about 10...but he was almost fifty when I was born, and came from a home where all the kids had malnutrition, so I guess he had shrunk by then. he wasn't really a little person...just a short one. had little man syndrome in spades, poor guy.

What amazes me is that the social dictate that men were taller than women made it a total shock to me the day I noticed that my mother was much taller! I had literally been blinded by custom!

I am lucky she was tall as I have ended up average height...there's a lot of short folk in my dad's family.

Not that there's anything wrong with it!

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My my I am number one on your list of last worders.

So you are now summing us all to this one thread to see if the results might be a ripped in the space time continuum?

Indigestion

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

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My my two votes down already on my posting not nice given I was attacked by name by the author of this thread and held out as the worst of the worst.......

I guess it my lot in life to be a poor victim of mob actions............

somebody call the wambulance, please...

Not at all, IMO. A good memory is a valuable personal asset as it shows caring and a desire to be inclusive.

Woid