@dlowan,
Near enough dwollie. I understand ladies so well that it is easy to imagine being one. I gleaned, I think unconsciously, in my prepubescent exposure to artistic creations, comics, cartoons, adventure books and the example of the adults and suchlike, that ladies were both irresistable and downright dangerous.
Such a creature I must have thought needed watching. Even in the most irresistible of it's manifestations. I can't imagine what it is like being fucked though. Or felt at by the sap whose father has owned the Ford Dealership for fifty years and who married late.
I concocted a joke once, a drawing, that will appeal to your Aussie sense of humour. Two kangaroos are "boxing", which is pretty vicious stuff, and there is a lady kangaroo lying on the grass in the sun. She says "Pull mi nightie down when you've finished." It still makes me laugh and I made it up. They say you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes but how can you help it when they are as funny as that. That would be fairly easy to imagine. It's a version of what Mrs Shandy had said shortly before the moment of Tristram's conception. Other versions can be occasionally heard in pubs. Whether the wall paper matches the new curtains or the wardrobe being too small.
I have been taught your every move by your very selves. And the best books are written by people who have been similarly taught and who thus give one a fast start when the irresistibility kicks in. Which might be the most vulnerable time of our poor, little, hard-done-to lives. Although I must admit that I have seen many middle-aged men do some pretty crazy things. Haven't I just. And each one another confirmation of the wisdom of the Men from the Stars.
Does that answer your question?
