Ho, ho, ho...Santa is checking his list to see who here has been naughty and who has been nice.
I've been nicely naughty. 😁
He's making a list, and checking it twice....
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The sleigh is in the repair shop
@firefly,
But it’s the sleigh what’s bung, not the deer!
Good news, Santa will be borrowing not one, but two, flying chariots to get through if Sid doesn't get the job done.
Now if only Blitzen and Dasher hadn't eaten all those rum balls and booze soaked fruitcake tarts Mrs. Clause baked and those rotten elves purloined!
How come Santa never got a dog?
@edgarblythe,
He did once, but it acquired a taste for elf
@farmerman,
Elfs are good with buffalo sauce.
All holiday trees are t be put out at curbside by January 13.
They are already pushing candy, cards, stuffed animals, etc. for Valentine's Day.
@firefly,
They should be selling Easter and Passover treats in another week.
@Sturgis,
YO MAMA WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!
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Drops mike!
@tsarstepan,
These will be no more Star Wars movies as it turns out George Lucas meant to name it Chewbacala and has decided to enlist Mr.Peabody and the Wayback machine to destroy all references to the aforementioned series.
@Sturgis,
There might be one more--Star Wars the Musical.
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@firefly,
You're both bn the wrong place and belong over here
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