Getting the Last Word

@vonny,

It's up and down. Began when Sebastian escaped and came home smelling funny. I have to say he was a perfect gentleman when SHE spent two weeks at the vet, being desperately ill. She must have smelt a lot funnier than he did, but he had been pining and welcomed her with open paws.

Sometimes she loves him again, sometimes she says she never saw him before in her life.

Weird

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@dlowan,

Cats, cant live with em, cant eat em.
Youre stuck-- girl

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@ehBeth,

Thank you Stealers Wheel...or at least Gerry Rafferty.

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@Sturgis,

No, Gerry was Baker Street wasn't he?

Or was that Sherlock?

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@Lordyaswas,

Sherlock was the physical education teacher...

...at least he claimed that was his gig.

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@Sturgis,

Ah!

Well, he used to hide himself away in his car, chain smoking with the ex Centre Forward for Coventry City, whilst we all got soaked to the skin kicking a pig's bladder round a football pitch that was masquerading as a quagmire.

Bastard.

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@Lordyaswas,

So, if David Cameron's father is already immortalized in the Panama papers,
do you think David himself will show up eventually in there too?

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@CalamityJane,

No. If he was we would have heard about it by now.

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@Sturgis,

I wonder if he left any foundation in his gig bag.

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

No. If he was we would have heard about it by now.

We have heard. He has admitted profiting in some way...I forget how exactly. I think it was a small amount, relatively speaking. I have £50,000.00 in my head for some reason.

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@dlowan,

He's ended up looking bad after a lot of prevarication. He sold his Dad's offshore shares just before running for PM, but he never declared them in the register of interests.

Legally he's done nothing wrong, but he's been damaged.

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@dlowan,

I think it adds up to £500,000 now - £300,000 from papa and then a gift of £200,000 - possibly via offshore funds - from mama.

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@vonny,

If he'd got 500,000 from hid dad in one go he would have been liable for inheritance tax.

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wonder if they hid it in a cave with the cheese

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@ehBeth,

Cheese! Did someone mention cheese? Where is it? I demand my share or my name isn't Bugs Bunny....

....oh wait.....I'm not Bugs Bunny...

I'll take a cheese wheel anyway.

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@Sturgis,

you asked for a cheese wheel

how about a cheese car?

http://www.emblibrary.com/EL/Product_images/F3150.jpg

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@ehBeth,

Cheese car?

What about a cheese plane!

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSkkXxMMk_xxaucMiPI11YosgkhAHkD4krX6x7ySHSSbvha7GzaA

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@Lordyaswas,

Now I want bloody cheese!

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@dlowan,

You sound cheesed off Laughing

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