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New Lev Train Proposal

 
 
najmelliw
 
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Reply Mon 9 Dec, 2002 02:31 pm
Well, using Ockham's razor (for smearing the peanutbutter on the sandwich), wouldn't this problem be solved by buttering both sides of the sandwich?
That way you won't have to worry about dissapearing toms(neutered or not), or nasty catsperiments as well!
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 9 Dec, 2002 02:34 pm
No, Naj. Poor cat wouldn't know which way was up. Neither would the boat. And hey, welcome to a2k.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 9 Dec, 2002 08:52 pm
I'm as fond as being mean to cats as the next man, but find that the overall cost of feeding the damn things would far outweigh the benefits gained by this scheme.

New research has in fact shown that the attraction between toast smeared with Vegimite and snow-white Berber carpet is far greater than the cat/carpet combination. Now if the toast is firmly attached spread side UP and the carpet laid on the track then the repellent force generated by the toast being unable to flip over to strike the carpet will keep the transport floating.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Dec, 2002 05:38 am
Hmmmmmm - vegemite - a cunning plan....
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 02:29 pm
Who said we were going to feed the cats? Anywho, this project is suspended till dan-e gets a new net connection. With no connection there can be no kitty recruiting!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 02:38 pm
I think we should recruit Roberta's Mikey!
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Rae
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 09:49 pm
My cat has now seen this thread and I think ya'll should be careful.....
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jan, 2003 01:02 am
how come nobody tells me of these threads????

i'll donate the cats, tons of them walking un-fettered on guam.

need any dogs?

vegemite-ain't heard that since "men at work" recorded.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 08:12 am
@pueo,
This thread deserves a new generation of readers.
georgeob1
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 08:20 am
It does indeed !! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 11:17 am
@dlowan,
I'm gonna have to hunt down dan-E, good times.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 03:05 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Robert Gentel wrote:

I'm gonna have to hunt down dan-E, good times.


Well, I hope you have your rifle only set to stun.
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