He's about 40 something and he's pale.
Are you suggesting I live under ground?
I like football, I support these guys.
He's funny and likes to drink beer and he talks alot and he's smart and he has a British accent.
That's a sore point with me. There is no such thing as a 'British' accent. There are lots of different accents in the UK, mine would best be described as Estuary English. I can't say I'm funny, that's for others to say, but I'm pleased that you think I'm funny. You've got the age, hair colour and liking for beer right.
My turn now, I choose Gungasnake. He is a deathly pale, almost completely bald, (with the exception of tufts of ginger hair sprouting out of his nose and ears) morbidly obese dwarf. He has no sense of humour.
He is about 55, and is still a virgin. He spends most of his time arguing with toddlers who occasionally stroll into his yard. It is his lifetime's ambition to one day win an argument with a toddler. He does write down what they say though, with his favourite chunky crayons, and uses it to insult members of A2K. He has shrunken, mis-shaped genitals and likes to spend his spare time slobbering over pictures of Sarah Palin.
When he's not doing that he's scouring the internet for right wing nutjob sites in a vain attempt to find some meaning for his otherwise futile existance. The local children call him Gollum, but he doesn't have Gollum's good looks or delightful fragrance. He is obsessed with H2O man's ring though.
There how was that?