Pick a a2k member and guess/describe how they look and their personalities!

Are you suggesting I live under ground?

I like football, I support these guys.



That's a sore point with me. There is no such thing as a 'British' accent. There are lots of different accents in the UK, mine would best be described as Estuary English. I can't say I'm funny, that's for others to say, but I'm pleased that you think I'm funny. You've got the age, hair colour and liking for beer right.

My turn now, I choose Gungasnake. He is a deathly pale, almost completely bald, (with the exception of tufts of ginger hair sprouting out of his nose and ears) morbidly obese dwarf. He has no sense of humour.

He is about 55, and is still a virgin. He spends most of his time arguing with toddlers who occasionally stroll into his yard. It is his lifetime's ambition to one day win an argument with a toddler. He does write down what they say though, with his favourite chunky crayons, and uses it to insult members of A2K. He has shrunken, mis-shaped genitals and likes to spend his spare time slobbering over pictures of Sarah Palin.

When he's not doing that he's scouring the internet for right wing nutjob sites in a vain attempt to find some meaning for his otherwise futile existance. The local children call him Gollum, but he doesn't have Gollum's good looks or delightful fragrance. He is obsessed with H2O man's ring though.

There how was that?

I bet you think I really have purple fur.

You used to be a mouse.

Rat. That's R-A-T. Rat!

I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you by not calling you a rat.

I’m going to pick H20man;

I’m guessing he’s about 20 years old. Not really sure what he looks like but he definitely has a mullet haircut.

So do all his neighbours.

I hate to piss on the parade, and I really hate to defend the squirt, but...


this kind of "fun" invariably leads to something ugly.

no matter how light hearted it starts out...

This is how I envision Rockhead...



(Otherwise he is correct and this could go horribly wrong.

You're very right, and very sensible, but when the topic was addressed to me I just couldn't help myself. I don't think relations with gunga could get any worse though, but I do take your point.

I've suddenly taken a fancy to rockhead

I thought the Gunga description was spot on. Although you left out the fact that he's a really talented banjo player.

I don't like to envision Rockhead in any way other than his avatar. I think it's a brilliant name, and avatar, and I wish that I'd thought of it first.

Thank you very much, but I don't think it's a banjo he's twanging.

I've known Rockhead for a number of years now. His avatar doesn't do him justice. He's much softer and fuzzier than that. Sorta like this...

That's Bullwinkle.

Cousin Bullwinkle to Rockhead.

Then I take GracieGirl

I picture her as a cute 13 year old who has blond long hair and a very pretty face, something like this here...