Top 12 Reasons to vote Democrate!

Juvenile

There’s an old Puerto Rican saying that goes something like this: No luchar con un cerdo, solo se ensucian y al cerdo le gusta.

Top 12 Reasons to vote Democrate!

what the hell is a democrate, sounds like some kind of ikea display model

There's an old Transylvanian saying: "When the vultures descend upon the circus, then the wolfsbane will grow in the churchyard."

Your turn.

I'm gonna go ask Dag about that one.

I can argue with you. YOU'RE A PRICK. SHUT TF UP.

Number 12 is particularly ironic, Baldimo, in that the first 11 memes pretty much sum up the extent of conservative thinking.

Yup.

#1

Those taxes don't drop when the Repubs are in power.

#2

Taxes don't disappear when Repubs are in, only taxes for the rich go down.

#3

I expect you are referring to hate laws though. Those laws also remain when Repubs are in.

#4

How many murderers and thieves have you stopped?

Juvenile was way too generous. Even childish is too generous. Perhaps it can best be described as simple minded conservatives memes.

1#
There have been attempts to remove them, but they have failed.

2#
If that were the case then why didn't we just let the Bush Tax cuts expire? Only the taxes on the rich would have gone up right. Wrong, everyone's taxes would have gone up. So you can drop the lies about only the rich get tax cuts.

3#
Pretty sure this is talking about Politically Correct speech.

4#
I have actually stopped a thief in my neighborhood. Scared the crap out of him with my personal defense firearm. He turned tale and fled my backyard. There were no more reported break-ins in my neighborhood from that point forward. That's 1 for me! How about you?

These are no worse than you’re reported "only the rich get tax cuts" or the same types of claims that say the tea parties criticism of the President is wrapped in racism.

UPDATE on #1

http://www.denverpost.com/opinion/ci_18712034

I guess we will see some movement on this topic very soon. Gas tax is about to expire. Lets see if the left wants to raise the tax. We already know the extreme right will say let it expire which is crap. The moderate people will want to lower the tax.

I'm hoping they drop it a little bit and give us a break in the prices for a few years. Lets say 2014 when it will be a minor issue in an off election year.

wtf is a baldimo???

The majority of the gasoline taxes come from the states, and not the Federal government. In Ohio, the amount of the tax is posted on the gas pump, as it is in Michigan--although the state tax in Ohio is higher than the state tax in Michigan, gasoline prices are higher in Michigan. As the Federal tax is a constant, that kind of shoots your 4% profit bullshit out of the water.

Dried santorum.

Baldimo is nick name I picked up in the Army. Any other pointless questions?

I voted Republican because....

1) Its not that I hate gays, I just don't think they should have equal rights.

2) I want government out of my life and into my daughter's womb.

3) I'm willing to give up freedom for security, so long as its not my own freedom, just the freedom of other American citizens.

4) I think that torture isn't torture so long as you define it to not be torture

5) I think that non-science should be taught in science classes

6) I can't think of any conceivable way that a corporation would intimidate employees into not forming a union

7) I can't think of any conceivable way that a corporation would cause over $1000 in damages to any one individual person.

8) I can't think of any conceivable way that a loan broker might try to convince someone to take a loan they can't afford.

9) I can't think of any conceivable way that man can alter the environment he lives in.

10) I think black on white racism is a severe problem while white on black racism is virtually non-existent

11) I blame my inability to advance my career with the fact that I am white and discriminated against

12) I believe everything Rush Limbaugh tells me

13) I think that the Founders only meant freedoms such as speech and assembly to have reasonable limitations, while the freedom to bear arms should be unlimited in any way shape or form.

14) I believe that small businessmen who charge a fee in exchange for a service are awesome people - all of them - except the plaintiff's lawyers.

15) I believe its better to start wars first and not ask questions later.

16) I think I'm really smart but in reality all I do is call people douchebags all day long.

17) I think invading Iraq because I feel like Hussein might one day attack use with WMD that I feel exist - is logical.

18) I think all poor people are poor because they are lazy

19) I think all rich people are rich because they are hard working and ambitious

20) I think rich people should be able to make their hard working and ambitious children rich upon death without any taxes whatsoever

21) I think that people without work don't have work simply because they haven't gone out and gotten it, the condition of the economy and the availability of work is irrelevant.

22) I think that the President should break any law he chooses, including capital crimes, in order to protect us from terrorists - but he shouldn't even commit a misdemeanor to protect us from breached levees.

Kudos, DrewDad!

See those are just as silly as the ones I posted. Now your getting the hang of it.