One of my cows is really sick. Help me please.

Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 06:58 pm
An A2K miracle. We are well on our way to being sainted.
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:06 pm
Glad I was able to help.
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:34 pm
she does appear a bit better, but Id keep an eye on her so she doesnt relapse. She does look like a happy cow , as opposwed to and angry or mad cow.
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:35 pm
I wonder if Mr. Stillwater is on to something with this "Cow Vampire" business.

Makes one pause to think.
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:58 pm
i can smell the smoke
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 10:54 pm
This is, I must admit, an udderly miraculous recovery......
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 12:07 am
A bovine stare at Gusso, reply from Elsie. You'all don't get it, do ya? It's all in the grass.

Contented Cows from California.

Millieu, milliew, said Elsie...
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 01:55 am
This is wonderful news Gus and I am crying tears of joy.
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 08:33 am
Either way, keep the garlick (if Bessie joined the undead it will still come in handy)
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Steve 41oo
Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 09:10 am
ok I'm a little late coming to this thread. There is a sick cow. It needed water. And garlic. Now its ok but might be a vampire.

This is quite ridiculous. Vampires don't exist in dairy herds. What you had here was a straightforward case of instant cow. They come freeze dried in a sachet. Just add water and stir for 10 minutes and wow...mega milker. When its done, send it for slaughter, a few crucifixes and a stake through the heart should suffice.
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