When you hear the names Gruffy and Scruffy do you think good guys are bad guys?

HMMMM- Starts with "T" and ends with "Y" and RHYMES WITH GRUFFY AND SCRUFFY.

NOW- what could that be????? WHAT COULD BE THE NAME OF MY MAIN HERO????

The mind boggles.

It doesn't, really (assuming you're not being sarcastic) ...

Toughy!

... or Tuffy

The second one.

I'm not revealing any more about my character's names- I've already said too much.

Yes I was being cynical at Ben.

Well, it should be obvious to anyone (including me, of course). I mean, yeah, I figured.

Good night. More hilarity tomorrow, I assume.

But now it's like talking to a bunch of pals.

YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND. YOU ARE A BANEFUL INFLUENCE. GO AWAY.

I'm such a sad git, that you're the closest thing I've got to a real friend in the whole wide world. Boo Hoo.

Don't cry. Everything will be all right.

"Sad git"? Now I know for certain you are from the UK.

Who's side are you on?

I wasn't taking sides when I responded to izzy's post. I was simply adding to the humorous comment he had made, just for the sake of humor that was not intended to be made at anyone's expense (his or yours). I wasn't intending to take a dig at you, although I can now see how my post would be interpreted that way. That wasn't my intention.

I'm on your side when you state your spiritual convictions. But I also think you sometimes are a little abrasive -- oh, I'm kidding myself. You ask a tough question. Ordinarily I would side with you, but the situation isn't so simple. Perhaps you need more tact? Good grief, you've got me. You need to be more diplomatic? If I offered an unqualified defense of you, then other members might think I'm harsh towards those who don't share my religious views when the truth of the matter is that I love people. Never mind that I have dear friends with whom I disagree on religious issues. (Incidentally, I might differ with even you on a doctrinal issue.) But if I don't defend you, then I'm a wimp. What to do, what to do? I'm blathering ... I know! I'll just say, "I love all youse guys" or "Can't we all just get along?" -- an answer that satisfies no one.

My pulmonologist would be quite displeased if he knew I'd stayed up so late instead of going to bed at a sensible time. But I'm an idiot, anyway -- which means that it's time for me to say, "Good night" -- or "Good morning," rather.

(Oh, well, I got myself into this mess. More hilarity tomorrow, anyone?)

I'm on your side too, apart from when you spread hate. I have given you some good advice, but I can never pass up the opportunity to tell a good joke.

YOUR SMUTTY JOKES are OFFENSIVE. I am a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN- I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR OR READ THEM.

Your BUSTER GONAD comic is like something out of NATIONAL LAMPOON or some other adult humor mag- it is PORNOGRAPHIC. PORNOGRAPHIC ismages are a BIG NO-NO HERE.

Viz is nothing like National Lampoon. Viz is funny, with proper family values.

Then where did Buster Gonad come from?

Viz, it's still good family fun, just a bit of testicular tomfoolery. He never does anything remotely sexual with them. Here's an alternative superhero.

I don't know what's considered family entertainment in the UK, aside from things like Danger Mouse and Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run, but in the US, Buster Gonad would NOT EVEN GET PAST THE CENSORS.

NO WAY they would EVEN FEATURE THAT IN A FAMILY COMIC BOOK IN THE US.

I see you left rastamouse out of the equation. what have you got against him? Is it because he's a mouse.