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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
drom et reve
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 02:46 pm
A Bush without muscle?
No, he's training with Schwarzie
To be superman.

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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 02:52 pm
To be superman
He would need a cape and tights
And loads of steroids
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 03:01 pm
And loads of steroids
To puff up your cheeks real big
It's really not fun.
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 03:03 pm
It's really not fun,
Working at a McDonalds:
The food is poisoned

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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 03:06 pm
The food is poisoned
High in calories and fat
The arteries groan
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 03:42 pm
The arteries groan.
They are sick and tired of
Being called 'small veins.'

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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 03:52 pm
Being called 'small veins'
rankles those true motherlodes
Makes them throw off clots
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 04:38 pm
Makes them throw off clots,
The exceptional news of
An M&S* sale.


* A staid, Conservative store.

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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 04:45 pm
An M&S sale
Brings out the heavy shoppers
Credit cards in hand
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 04:57 pm
Credit cards in hand,
The Russian novelists try
To buy your dead souls.

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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 27 Jul, 2004 08:11 pm
"To Buy Your Dead Souls"...
Sounds like the title of a
novel Drom- could write!
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 01:54 am
Novel Drom could write -
So that she becomes famous -
Armenian Tale?
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 05:25 am
Armenian tale
Is a very bitter-sweet one:
Murder and fondue.


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boomom2
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 06:46 am
Murder and fondue
Both can happen with forks and
Mad, hungry lovers
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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 07:05 am
Mad, hungry lovers
With eyes ablaze and tongues out
Long for low carb sex
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 07:36 am
Long for low-carb sex,
The way to lose weight quickly?
Then At-sins is great.


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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 07:41 am
Then At-sins is great
For producing more At-kins
Kids with runny noses
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 07:44 am
Kids with runny noses
And persistant nosebleeds, too,
Want full attention.


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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 08:03 am
Want full attention
Those girls in skimpy halters
Parading their wares
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devriesj
 
  1  
Wed 28 Jul, 2004 08:49 am
Parading their wares,
the vendors in T'juana
beckon you to buy.
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