All these flying yaks
Should wear parachutes really
Its a long way down
It's a long way down
To the bottom of Snowdon.
Do not try to jump.
Do not try to jump
Off the top of a garage
Holding just a sheet
Holding just a sheet
She sauntered through manhattan
It was a good day
It was a good day
if you are a duck, he thought
in the pouring rain
in the pouring rain
Umbrella is not needed
Just pass the soap please
'Just pass the soap, please.
I haven't had enough yet!
I love toiletries.'
I love toiletries
They leave you smelling so nice
Don't taste so good though
Don't taste so good, though
I still manage to consume
My fair share of lunch
My fair share of lunch,
When I share the word with friends,
Is the letter L.
Is the letter L
cursive a beautiful thing?
I like it myself.
I like it myself
Though I much prefer sharp cheese
Cheese soothes the palate.
Cheese soothes the palate;
Brie, Asiago, Munster...
Cheese, glorious cheese!
'Cheese, glorious cheese!'
Is in the Cheese board's version
Of Oliver Twist
Of Oliver Twist
We know he wished more to eat
Did he steal the veal?
Did he steal the veal,
That rabid, red, bleary-eyed
Animal rights man?
Animal rights, man!
It's the hot button issue
For the Mink Party
For the mink party
A surprise revelation
The election's stole
The election's stole
By George Dubya Bush, again:
I can hear him laugh.
I can hear him laugh
With his high pitched girlish sound
A Bush without muscle
