Beckon you to buy
Those things you really don't need
Gimcrack useless toys
"Gimcrack useless toys!"
Cried Ken to Barbie and Midge
"I need real women!"
"I need real women!"
He said as his 'doll' blew up.
Darn foreign-made stuff!
Darn foreign-made stuff!
Half my home's composed of things
Made in Taiwan.
Made in Taiwan, they
Will hold up better than those
Made in China (fact).
Made-in-China-fact
Is mostly false; think whom they
Called 'paper tiger.'
Called 'paper tiger'
And 'imperial lackey'
'Reviled running dog.'
Reviled running dog,
Also known as Spot the Dog,
Is nowhere at all.
Is nowhere at all
Said Henry the eighth to Anne
Want to keep your head?
Want to keep your head
When all about you're losing
Theirs? Don't read If, then.
Theirs? Don't read If, then.
The Bard is better for sleep
Curl up with Hamlet
Curl up with Hamlet?
I'd much rather curl up with
Opheel's "bare bodkin."
Opheel's "bare bodkin."
Is not for the likes of you
Silly skirtchaser
Silly skirtchaser,
Keep your hands away from me.
I don't need your kind.
I don't need your kind
And I don't need your handouts
I'll fend for myself
I'll fend for myself
And like a feral kitten
I just might bite you
I might just bite you
If you dare to take away
My place in the sun.
My place in the sun
Underneath a nice big tree
Where I can keep cool
Where I can keep cool
I curl up and take a nap
And dream of daisys
And dream of daisies
woven into chains to be
worn in your blonde braids.
