All (political) haiku are local...

Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2022 04:21 pm
A poetic experiment. Drop your local politics haiku.

You don't need any context but you can add if you like. If your haiku is on the national/international level, it will be thumbed down. Nothing about presidents, prime ministers, Congress, or parliament. This experiment might fail but I'm trying to keep it civil.

The thread's opening volley.

Second time in months
A wild Bill de Blasio
Spotted in Brooklyn

#Nychaiku #haiku #BilldeBlasio
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2022 05:29 pm
Our Susan Collins,
Quick to believe and confirm
A lying frat boy
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Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2022 01:17 am
Local man complains,
About Lid'l's flower beds,
This is front page news.
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Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2022 04:30 am
Charlie Baker is
Out in November and I
Bet he cannot wait

PS Charlie is our outgoing governor
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Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2022 06:05 am
well greg abbott sucks
likewise dan patrick, ted cruz,
ken paxton, cornyn
The Anointed
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2022 09:01 pm
Scott Morison's out
A. N. Albonese's in
Labour got a win.
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 03:06 pm
Congestion pricing?
They're been yammering about
it for quite too long.
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 09:03 pm
“Public school monies,”
said Guvnah Foghorn Leghorn,
“go to private schools!”

Rat bsstard.
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 09:11 pm
Parents and preachers
who never read **** will choose
school library books

This dystopian
decree made me say: what would
Kurt Vonnegut do?

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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 09:34 pm
Raised rents, pushed families
out of childhood homes; they still
stand empty, silent.

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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2022 11:07 am
Beyond local crime,
to vote against your own self?
Shooting your own foot.

Reply Wed 9 Nov, 2022 03:23 pm
Lee Zeldin concedes
Kathy Hochul keeps New York.
No Red Wave found here.
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