Embossed with crowns,
The small gentleman stood up,
Shouting, 'I rule here!'
Shouting, 'I rule here'
The Princess laid down the law
No cake for the wicked
No cake for the wicked
Who decides the groceries
Dictates the future
Dictates "The future
Of our wonderful country
Lies in Tony's hands."
Lies in Tony's hands
Can be seen by everyone:
They jump up and down.
They jump up and down,
Those hairy athletes, trying
To improve their tone.
To improve their tone,
Many people sit with books,
Reading Chinese words.
Reading Chinese words
Such delicate calligraphy
Wasted On A Menu
Wasted on a menu
Of Worcester sauce and sherbet:
It gives quite a buzz.
It gives quite a buzz
antihistamines and wine
One must use caution
One must use caution
When buying pencils for kids:
Check they're not too sharp.
Check they're not too sharp
When one hurls barbs at others
They can bite you too
They can bite you too
Or possibly carress you
Oh wonderful day
They can bite you too
Much, those people who bite you
On the subway train
On the subway train
Listless bodies sit in rows
Staring into space
Staring into space
Is considered to be great,
But it hurts your neck.
Staring into space
Time seems to lose its meaning
Damn, the clock stopped
Damn, the clock stopped
When I threw it down the 'loo.
Didn't expect that.
Didn't expect that
I would still be here right now
Perhaps its a dream
Perhaps it's a dream:
It's too bizzare to be real,
All these flying yaks.
