Time for ravaging!
Many peasant villages
We will burn to ground
We will burn to ground
For we are quite flammable
Please! Don't light that match!
Please! Don't light that match!
At least wait 'til we alight.
Patience rewards you.
Patience rewards you.
Except that you were standing
In the wrong line. oops.
"In the wrong line, oops"
Is not a solid defence
In a court of law
In a court of law,
One can undoubtably find
Old men in horse wigs.
Old men in horse-wigs
Pontificate mightily
In abstruse language.
In abstruse language
Becket's early plays go on:
God save the viewers!
'God save the viewers'
Implies televised versions
Of Waiting for Godot.
Of Waiting for Godot,
I say that there is no plot;
He missed out a lot.
He missed out a lot,
That chap who spent his life in
A dustbin, moaning.
A dustbin moaning's
Not a great kitchen tool, you
Stupid IKEA.
Stupid IKEA
Never have enough room for
All their customers.
All their customers
Gamble, smoke rabbits from holes:
Bush's store is poor.
Bush's store is poor
He needs a bit more up top
To fill up his shelves!
To fill up his shelves,
The shopkeep steals plastic cups:
What a criminal!
What a criminal
Thing it is to smell roses
Without stopping first
Without stopping first
And brushing your two teath clean,
No one will love you.
No one will love you,
you poor wretched little thing
but you are a gnat
But you are a gnat;
I could never love you true:
We are too different.
