And YOU are a schmuck
albeit a perfect schmuck.
Be all you can be
Be all you can. Be
A round apple in a square
Crate. Be delicious.
Crate, be delicious,
Or I'll not rescue you
From your prison shop.
From your prison, shop
In the imagination,
Trying on ball gowns.
Trying on ball gowns
Can help to pass time; but why
Dress up for football?
Dress up for football!
Bear down for giving birth and
Stick up for your friends.
Stick up for your friends;
If need be, stick down for them.
Go, be adhesive.
Go, be adhesive
Get stuck into the project
Finish off the task.
Finish off the task.
Give it all your very best.
You will stand the test.
You will stand the test;
All that Burmese revision
Will certainly help.
Will certainly help
Anyone planning to kill
Cats. I can't stand them.
'Cats. I can't stand them,'
Clary shouted. That's because
She's not seen Olga's.
She's not seen Olga's
Even in avatar form.
She has seen Margo's.
She has seen Margo's,
But she never thrice ventured
To the gallery.
To the gallery...
You must see the new sculpture!
It's made of paper.
It's made of paper
Used stockings and someone's head--
Modern art: what joy!
Modern art; what joy;
Unmade bed and kingfishers;
Primrose wallpaper.
Primrose wallpaper
on my childhood bedroom wall;
there the nightmares start.
There, the nightmares start--
From the walls comes a cackle:
'Candyman is here!!!'
'Candyman is here!!!'
Chocolate, chocolate, oh so dear.
Time for ravaging!
