We are too different.
You are a night-owl, whereas
I love the mornings.
I love the mornings,
You love the evenings, true...
Coupling's what counts!
'Coupling's what counts.'
'I agree. I'll pair with here,
You can pair with there.'
You can pair. With, there,
An onyx goddess from Hell
Who looks like a cat.
Who looks like a cat,
Walks like a dog, and eats leaves?
Well, we'll never know.
LOL!
Well, we'll never know
But I think it just might be
A koala bear
Well, we'll never know
The answer to the question
Will we, now will we ?
A koala bear
Is jumping from the stairs; stop!
Live on! Don't do this.
Live on! Don't do this
Dull as ditchwater crossword,
Let your hair down, kid!
Let your hair down, kid!
Die it purple, and sing songs
About Khmer Rouge
About Khmer Rouge...
Need a better name for our
New cosmetics line!
New cosmetics line
Is being tested on apes,
And 'The Sun' readers.
We are too different!...
At least that's what I thought, and
then I married you!
(semi-autobiographical!)
Woops! On the wrong page, again!
And 'The Sun' readers
along with 'The Star' readers
shou'n't believe what's read!
(You are so right, Dev. I'm guessing that you know that these are the lowest-common-denominator papers around, do you?)
Shoun't believe what's read
In libraries and car parks.
Of Mice and Men lies.
(Well, it is-- but a stylized version of the truth.)
Of Mice and Men lies
The cats keep careful records
Fear the cats journals
Fear the cats' journals;
They will destroy you, badly,
If you annoy them.
If you annoy them
they will visciously attack,
those little buggers!
