Just slither away
At the end of the day when
You're totally wrong.
You're totally wrong
for her. Oppopsites don't go -
Giraffe and piglet!
Giraffe and Piglet
Or Eeyore and Pooh. My God;
This matchmaking's hard.
This matchmaking's hard
Should I find a new yenta
or just stay single?
Or just stay single
in a double bed? Isn't
there a song 'bout that?
'There a song about that?
Why, I do believe there is! -
by Bar'bra Mandrell!
By Bar'bra Mandrell!
(She plays every instrument)
Live in Branson Missuori
Live in Branson, Missouri -
My own parents were just there
before dad got sick.
Before dad got sick,
Mum thought we'd move to Denmark,
Have a cattle farm.
Have a cattle farm?
Bart Simpson offers advice:
Don't have a cow, man.
Don't have a cowman,
They are rude, ungrateful men.
Try a musician.
Try a musician
Back stage pass neccessary
Just con the roadie
Just con the roadie,
And share the good vibrations:
Beethoven kicks ass!
Beethoven kicks ass!
and Mozart's quite a scrapper.
Watch for Sal'eri!
Watch out for Salieri;
He's nasty if you barge in
At the salad till.
At the salad, till
they tell her to leave, Drom loads
her bowl with spinach.
her bowl with spinach
and her pipe full of iced tea
what a silly sot!
(not you,drom-!)
He's Lizzy Bennet?
"Well, my name used to be Len,"
she said, trasgendered.
she said, trasgendered,
"Yes, I used to be a he...
Now, call me She-la!"
! 