A sad shape I'm in -
my trous are drooping, my shoes
are stinky. Life sucks.
Are stinky life sux.
A jes hayte this trayler pahrk!
Rode kil fer dinner!
'Rode kil fer dinner'
Some man shouted out at me.
What the hell's he said?
What the hell's he said?
Watch your language there young man!
Wash your mouth with soap!
Wash your mouth with soap
Then pray tomorrow that you'll see
Hygienic heaven.
Hygienic heaven
Is promised. Cleanliness is
Next to Godliness.
Next to Godliness
There's madness and zealotry
On my old noun shelf.
On my old noun shelf?
Pardon? Ah. The unknown self.
Chew. Swallow. Then speak.
Chew. Swallow. Then speak.
Dad rules the breakfast table
With a rod of iron.
With a rod of steel,
and a spine of marshmallow,
he's not my dreamboat.
He's not my dreamboat
But he 'barges' in as if
He's a garbage scow
He's a garbage scow,
There, Indulging himself with
Other people's junk.
'Other people's junk'
Said the Chinese boat boy as
We rounded the point.
We rounded the point
Of her light, 2B pencils.
Sharpening's so fun.
Sharpening's so fun
One's wits, honed on each others',
Started to sparkle.
Started to sparkle
And then I blew up. O, the
Danger of fireworks.
(And, I pronounce fireworks in two syllables, in case anyone was wondering.)
Danger of fireworks
Police won't allow their use.
Use nitro instead.
Use nitro instead -
Gives you such a pretty glow.
Radioactive!
Radioactive
Half lives of hell are many
Glowing, poisonous.
Glowing poisonously,
he looked at me with snake's eyes.
Just slither away.
