Now, call me She-la,
or be prepared to face the
wrath of a woman.
Wrath of a woman -
pre-menstrual, chocolate-craving
really MAD woman!
Really MAD woman,
My sister-in-law, Janet.
Sees Jesus visions.
Sees Jesus visions
in the soap bubbles and such -
Just what does it mean?
Just what does it mean,
This green squiggle at the top
Of your notepaper?
Of your notepaper,
Pink and narrow ruled, some swoon,
Seduced by notepads!
Seduced by notepads -
especially the lovely
ones with the designs.
Ones with the designs
Of Dali or Monet are
Fancy numerals.
Fancy numerals
on an expensive time piece
Don't all tell the time?
Don't all tell the time?
Yes but in different lands
Spain France Wales et al.
Spain, France, Wales et al,
think they have a World Cup chance.
Dream on. Crowwwwww aaaaaaaa sha!
(feel free to type Croatia properly for the start of the next verse. :wink: )
Dream on, Crowwwww aaaaaaa sha!
And dream on England, I'd say.
My sons don't agree.
My sons don't agree
Sven's ambitions are vain, at best
I fear the worst
I fear the worst.
I hope for the very best.
The future will tell.
The future will tell
Whether Liechtenstein will be
The next great power.
The next great power
Will undoubtedly be unlike
The last one was
Hey, McTag; what's the fifth syllable for your last line?
The last one was what
I chose, since McTag left us
Dangling in mid air.
Dangling in mid air
While shouting out Drieu's name:
What a crazy fad!
What a crazy fad:
Pet rocks, 70's garb and
ah, the stuff of youth!
