It would never work!
Damn the Wright Brothers, Lois,
And the broccoli!
And the broccoli
Stood on its stem and hollered
'Down with hamburgers!'
'Down with hamburgers!'-
The cry of cows everywhere.
'Go eat some chicken!'
Go eat some chicken!
Get your laughing gear round the
Leg of a capon!
Leg of a capon,
Mouth of demi-devil;
She's quite a creature!
She's quite a creature!
I said to my little son -
and just what is she?
And just what is she?
Some said she was Oprah, while
Some said Rikki Lake
Some said Rikki Lake
would never lose all that weight.
She's got a show now!
She's got a show now,
And to think we used to date...
...wish I'd married her.
'...Wish I'd married her.'
Pinky contemplated, sighed:
'We were a good pair.'
We were a good pair
We should be adorned in silk
Not bound in latex
[Cinnesthesia needs to stop riffing on avatar warrior suit]
Not bound in latex
Or a disastrous garment,
I read 'Middlemarch.'
I read 'Middlemarch.'
wasn't as good as 'Mid-June!'
Do you like my pun?
Do you like my pun?
If you do not, I will come
And I'll peat your bass!
And I'll peat your bass!
And then I'll drangle your streams
With my hare bands, mate!
With my hare bands, mate
I trumpet the arrival
of the Oz bunny.
Of the Oz bunny
Do not let's speak. It doesn't
Come here anyway.
Come here anyway,
try your hand at some haiku,
or are you frightened?
Or are you frightened
Of the menacing shadows
Gloomng the dank walls?
Glooming the dank walls
the bunny feels quite threatened
and twitches her ears
