And twitches her ears
The better to overhear
What we are saying.
She needs a hare
that is really barely there
to satisfy needs
To satisfy needs,
Put Toilet Duck in a cup,
Feed the pigeons this
Feed the pigeons this
said Tom Leherer once in a song
bloody flying rats
Bloody flying rats
Are threatening me always:
'We'll sue for libel.'
We'll sue for libel!
Stop telling those nasty lies!
Try the truth for once!
Try the truth for once?
Is it better than ice cream?
Compare it to sex.
Compare it to sex...
Hmm, how does one compare that?
...better than chocolate?
Better than choklit?
You'd better have proof of that,
I don't fool easy.
I don't fool easy!
...But would I lie to you, dear?
said spider to fly.
Said spider to fly,
don't you get dizzy, flapping
around way up high?
Around way up high,
One can see random scarecrows;
Watch out for witches...
Watch out for witches
Say the dispossessed men who
Don't like women much.
Don't like women much?
You enjoy watching them, 'though?
Save us from perverts.
Save us from perverts;
the lewd and crude, worst of men.
Let's poke out their eyes!
Let's poke out their eyes!
Damn overgrown potatoes...
My mash should not see!
My mash should not see!
I'd much rather drink the stuff!
Drink up me hearty's!
"Drink up me hearty's!"
Is that some pirate language?
Howard Dean says "Yaaarrrr!"
Howard Dean says "Yaaarrrr!"
Yo ho ho and a bottle
Dead man's campaign chest
Dead man's campaign chest
Is a contradiction in
Terms of endearment
