Hurt my knees daily
trying to run off this weight.
Think I'll try yoga!
Think I'll try yoga.
No, yogurt. I meant yogurt,
or was it soya?
or was it soya?
or was it tempeh la la?
making me rumble
Making me rumble
it is a seven point five
on the curry scale
On the curry scale,
I get minus one;
Damn! I can't eat it
Damn! I can't eat it
Who put the damn cow brains in
This veggie schwarma?
This veggie shwarma,
I'm not so sure it's veggie
I swear that's rat poop
I swear that's rat poop
That has grown legs, that's trying
To rule the whole world...
[No c in shwarma, is there?]
To rule the whole world...
To think you are ten feet tall
Ah, and bullet-proof!
Ah, and bullet-proof!
Bras get better every
year, not just colours.
year, not just colours
change and re-arrange with the
seasons - such wonder!
Seasons- such wonder!
I learnt them when young; asked where
They were in England.
They were in England -
my baggage, I was just told.
- was flying US!
Was flying US
Flags, for no true reason, but
Sung La Marseillaise
Sung "La Marseillaise"
In Rick's Casablanca bar
What a great movie.
What a great movie!
Want to see it again, now?
I'll bring the popcorn!
I'll bring the popcorn,
A large bag of White Castles,
Cold Dr Pepper
Cold Dr Pepper
Belied his hot, spicy name;
He was a cold fish.
He was a cold fish,
I was a barbequed shrimp:
It would never work.
