Neverending Haiku chain

Ah, the price of youth
Knees have gone, back's gone, grey hair
Young folk offer their seat Very Happy

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Young folk offer seats
to the doddering old folk;
a show of respect.

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A show of respect:
The reckless acrobats flash,
Then apologise

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Then apologize
already you reckless feck
for ruining my life

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For ruining my life
You can take the blame, squarely.
So get out of here!

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So get out of here!
I'm not fond of Mormons.
I won't buy your book.

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Erm, just to interject, all the haiku fans should pop in here:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=24856

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I won't buy your book
...I'll steal it from library
Much cheaper that way

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much cheaper that way -
to take rather than to give
but then what is learned?

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But then what is learnt
Within a modern school's walls:
Literature or life?

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Literature or life?
Does one mirror the other?
Did not life come first?

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"Did not life come first?"
The chicken queried the egg.
"No, you silly cluck."

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No, you silly cluck!
Animals cannot sell you
Maps of Uruguay.

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Maps of Uruguay
Include Montevideo
But not Sao Paulo

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...But not Sao Paolo!
The statute is not up yet.
I can go elseware.

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I can go elsewhere;
I can go down and out in
Paris and London.

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Paris and London,
Milan, Tokyo, Belize
Ah, to travel these.

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Ah, to travel these.
Ready to visit the World!
Where is my ticket?

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Where is my ticket?
I know I have it somewhere!
These darn large purses!

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Those darn large purses,
filled with hard-edged pointy things,
hurt my knees daily.

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