Dang Hare Krishnas
Are lining up outside here.
They want to get me!
They want to get me
Brainwashed and into white robe
Make me sell flowers
Make me sell flowers
Instead of treading on them
In people's gardens.
In people's gardens
Town folk bury seeds and hope
For blooms in summer
For blooms in summer
become bare stems in autumn.
Enjoy them all now.
Enjoy them all now,
before the humidity makes
them wilt and grow mold.
Them wilt and grow mold,
them walls and those tiles and floors.
Get the Tilex now!
Get the Tilex now,
Prepare the surfaces, and
Clean the damn kichen!
Clean the damn kitchen!
Cockroaches and rats galore
Overrun with ants
Overrun with ants,
The crack in the pavement is.
Squelch a universe?
Squelch a universe?...
Tho' the little ones try to
ants go marching on.
Ants go marching on
Like Universal Soldiers
Seeking the last crumb
Seeking the last crumb
the little mice leave their holes
twitching their noses
Twitching their noses
Is the best way to find out
If children are ripe.
hee hee!
If children are ripe
then their diapers need changing.
Call in the nanny!
Call in the nanny!
"Give Junior more Ritalin!
Right now, por favor!"
"Right now, por favor!
Garcon!" said the rude patron..
then he was thrown out.
ha, ha!
Then he was thrown out.
Followed by all of his stuff
Stand by your man? Hah!
Stand by your man, ha!
Not if he's being shot at!
I am outta here!
