Towbar and we'll go
Neptune's anchor and we'll stay
Glurgity glurg glurg
Glurgity glurg glurg
Did you say something to me?
Don't chug and talk too!
Don't chug and talk too.
The milk will come out through your
nose, and make me laugh.
...nose, and make me laugh
If I had a nose like yours..
I would have to cry!
(not meant for anyone in particular should anyone with a bulbous proboscis be offended!)
I would have to cry,
as a double amputee,
to clean out my eye.
To clean out my eye,
with soap and water was a
mistake, soon mended.
Mistakes soon mended
Often are mortifying.
Ignore them, they're gone.
Ignore them. They're gone
apple-picking for the next
few days. No more smell.
Few days. No more smell.
The skunk has gone away now
Leaving blue egg shells.
Leaving blue egg shells
Baby robins chirp with greed
More tasty worms, now!
More tasty worms, now!
The service here is terrible,
The pickled grubs, worse.
The pickled grubs, worse
Even than the salted flies;
Maggot pie, Madam?
Maggot pie, Madam?
Four and twenty blackbirds would
Prefer that dessert
Prefer that desert,
My friend? Don't forget it has
Fifty grams of fat..
Fifty grams of fat
Enjoyment: exponential
Give me that cream puff
Give me that cream puff;
I will use its power to
Bribe hungry humans.
Bribe hungry humans?
Take advantage of the weak
Kick them when they're down
Kick them when they're down,
And they'll get someone upright
To pummel you mad.
To pummel you mad
Their greatest goal in living.
Dang Hare Krishnas
To pummel you mad
With pomelos, and pelt you
With animal skins
