Waiting till we leave,
The predatory vultures
Ruffle their feathers.
Ruffle their feathers.
Shake their tails. The animals
are restless tonight.
Are restless tonight,
the vampires and goblins too.
Very active now.
Very active now
are the kids in the hoody
playing games outside.
Playing games outside,
The soldier and the knave are
Starting to argue
Starting to argue,
I know my wife always wins
...Where is that cleaver?
Where is the cleaver
that I need to cut up meat
For the barbecue.
For the barbecue
I brought home some hamburger
and giant mushrooms.
And giant mushrooms?
Not in Kansas anymore.
Lookit them munchkins.
Lookit them munchkins!
Striped socks, goofy hats, what did
wardrobe think about?
Wardrobe, think about
it! It's Spring! Time for new clothes!
Get out the charge card!!
Get out the charge card,
start smiling and walk the walk
of the purchaser.
Of the purchaser
Of Sudafed, the clerk asks:
Sick? Or making meth?
Sick or making meth,
I lie face down in the pit
Of hissing vipers.
Of hissing vipers,
Eye of newt, tail of rabbit
Spells and charms collide
Spells and charms collide
In unholy war with the
Daytime intellect.
Daytime intellect:
Sell soap with TV gossip.
Oops! Missing Oprah!
Oops! Missing Oprah!
Want to hear dysfunctional
Families fighting.
Families fighting.
Clans at war with each other.
It's tractor-pull time.
It's tractor-pull time
Perhaps you will fasten the
towbar, and we'll go!
