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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
spendius
 
  3  
Thu 29 Oct, 2009 04:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
Issues with that cat
Were scratching the table legs
And using the flap.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 02:10 am
@spendius,
And using the flap.
Red sponge nose pressed flat on glass,
baseball bat should work.
spendius
 
  1  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 01:50 pm
@Dutchy,
"Baseball bat should work,"
Said Joe, "nothing else seems to.
I'll get some butter."
McTag
 
  2  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 02:58 pm
@spendius,

I'll get some butter
Mousetrap, and the world will beat
A path to my door
Tai Chi
 
  3  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:02 pm
@McTag,
A path to my door
Through six feet of fallen snow
Looks like a fjord
McTag
 
  1  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:05 pm
@Tai Chi,

Looks like a fjord.
A vast chasm opened up
Where Wal-Mart once stood
0 Replies
 
Dutchy
 
  1  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:06 pm
@Tai Chi,
Looks like a fjord.
Under heavy snow blankets,
winter wonderland.
spendius
 
  2  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Winter wonderland,
so deep and crisp and even.
Hopeless for beer sales.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:13 pm
@spendius,
Hopeless for beer sales,
Helen Keller's bikini
signed off at halftime.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Sat 31 Oct, 2009 04:36 am
@tsarstepan,
signed off at halftime.
The soccer ball hit the pole,
did he score a goal.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Sun 1 Nov, 2009 11:04 pm
@Dutchy,
Did he score a goal?
Or did he go on the 'fix'?
sighs the betting crowd.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Wed 4 Nov, 2009 04:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
Sighs the betting crowd,
"The Yankees will win in six.
Or perhaps seven."
spendius
 
  2  
Wed 4 Nov, 2009 06:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
"Or perhaps seven."
Oscar gasped gulping a pill.
His wife rolled her eyes.
0 Replies
 
ossobuco
 
  1  
Wed 4 Nov, 2009 09:14 pm
His wife rolled her eyes,
his wife rolled her thighs, and then,
grabbed a bathrobe fast.

Tai Chi
 
  2  
Wed 4 Nov, 2009 09:49 pm
@ossobuco,
Grabbed a bathrobe fast
then closed second floor curtains
Neighbours on their roof.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Wed 4 Nov, 2009 10:07 pm
@Tai Chi,
Neighbors on their roof
speculating about the
late night shooting stars.
McTag
 
  1  
Thu 5 Nov, 2009 04:50 am
@tsarstepan,
late night shooting stars
Three stiffs on the red carpet
Brad, Kylie and Cher
ossobuco
 
  2  
Thu 5 Nov, 2009 11:41 am
@McTag,
Brad, kylie, and cher,
three bears on a tear, going
to bowl the wolf down.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Thu 5 Nov, 2009 12:05 pm
@ossobuco,
To bowl the wolf down,
Moon said to the tardy Sun,
"Why don't we swap shifts?"
Dutchy
 
  1  
Thu 5 Nov, 2009 04:05 pm
@tsarstepan,
"Why don't we swap shifts?"
So tempting to the spirit,
the table is set.
 

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