Gardening compost
Is completely organic,
Free fertilizer
Free fertilizer!
Release it into the wild
And let it roam free.
And let it roam free,
Those magnificent lions
Don't belong in zoos
Don't belong in zoos?
The Republican Party
Awaits your 'phone call.
Awaits your phone call:
Customer service agent
In far India
In far India -
Tears shed from the awful things
I have said to them!
I have said to them!
Things that should never be said
Nor even written
Nor even written!
Nor even a call; after
All that we went through!
All that we went through
To finally get this house,
And now it's haunted!
And now it's haunted!
Too bad I don't believe in that.
Shall I send you bats?
Shall I send you bats?
They eat mosquitos, you know.
And other things too.
And other things too.
Fishing is out of this world,
plenty fillets today.
Plenty? Fillets and
Other cuts are on sale at
The old butcher's shop.
The old butcher's shop
Always seemed creepy to me
Hanging body parts
Hanging body parts,
Dr Crippen smiled warmly-
"Turned out nice again!"
"Turned out nice again."
Said the Eskimo. "Snow storm
stopped for ten minutes!"
(Pretty tame, I know, but how could I top McTag's brilliant contribution?)
Stopped for ten minutes,
Ferris wheel patrons forced to
Suspend disbelief
Suspend disbelief
It's happening
Keep your eyes open.
Keep your eyes open
While watching monster movies.
(May be behind you!)
Maybe behind you
Someone has stuck a rude sign:
"Please kick my fat butt!"
