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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
lezzles
 
  1  
Sat 9 Aug, 2008 01:12 am
'Please kick my fat butt'
Said the sign stuck on his back.
So I did just that!
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firefly
 
  1  
Sat 9 Aug, 2008 03:11 am
So I did just that,
Bought that drop dead gorgeous dress,
To make him jealous
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Equus
 
  1  
Sat 9 Aug, 2008 05:17 pm
To make him jealous,
Dale Evans smooched with Silver,
Roy Rogers' co-star.
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lezzles
 
  1  
Sun 10 Aug, 2008 02:31 am
Roy Rogers' co-star
Trigger, was upset by this;
Bit the Lone Ranger!
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Sun 10 Aug, 2008 02:41 am
Bit the Lone Roger!
A woman's scorn is revenge,
Don't you fool around.
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Clary
 
  1  
Sun 10 Aug, 2008 02:43 am
Don't you fool around
With sheep in your country? Or
Is that New Zealand?
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lezzles
 
  1  
Sun 10 Aug, 2008 02:56 am
Is that New Zealand
Drifting off towards Hawaii?
Throw them a tow rope!
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Clary
 
  1  
Sun 10 Aug, 2008 03:11 am
Throw them a towrope
And haul them back into the
Real world again.


(Hi Lesssszzzz how's it going?)
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Equus
 
  1  
Sun 10 Aug, 2008 05:15 pm
lezzles wrote:
Roy Rogers' co-star
Trigger, was upset by this;
Bit the Lone Ranger!


Oops. My mistake, Lezzles. Shame on me.
----------------------------
The Real World Again:
Disney's Haunted Mansion ride
Comes to "screeching" halt
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Sun 10 Aug, 2008 07:36 pm
Comes to "screeching" halt
Father Christmas and his reindeer,
coming soon to you.
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Clary
 
  1  
Mon 11 Aug, 2008 10:20 am
Coming soon to you,
A picnic hamper full of
Delicious goodies.
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Equus
 
  1  
Mon 11 Aug, 2008 10:28 am
Delicious goodies:
Won't find here broccoli or
nasty Brussels sprouts
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lezzles
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 01:15 am
'Nasty Brussels sprouts!'
The nanny leaving Belgium
Said on her way home.
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McTag
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 01:22 am
Said on her way home:
"I wonder what's for my tea?
Bet it's something nice!"
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 05:01 am
Bet it's something nice
You've cooked for your inlaws. Some
Strychnine casserole?
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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 05:31 am
Strychnine casserole
For her two-timing hubby
Put her behind bars
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 05:35 am
Put her behind bars,
for something she didn't do,
the innocent thing.
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 06:27 am
The innocent thing
Has a guilty look and the
Jury condemned her.
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Equus
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 10:12 am
Jury condemned her
For wearing sensible shoes
While dating a heel.
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alex240101
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2008 05:07 pm
While dating a heel
Not being polite
ain-koole.(ankle)(I do realize that this pun is borderlining on bad, nevertheless, it brought a smile to my face)
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