I must dreaming,
Clary fitting in size ten,
svelte dame indeed.
A svelte dame indeed:
She swallowed an olive and
Four lovers left town.
Four lovers left town
Leaving four weeping ladies
They said, "Duty calls!"
They said "Duty calls!"
Oh my dear a great request,
Do let me back in.
Do let me back in
I will behave myself now,
I've learned my lesson
I've learned my lesson.
Woman of integrity,
You are commended.
You are commended
For winning that Spelling Bee
Who knew you could spell?
Who knew you could spell?
Now you've learnt something today,
please remember it.
Please remember it,
You keep missing appointments,
Inconsiderate!
Inconsiderate!
Mom screamed during Mets game 'cause
Iron lung unplugged.
Iron Lung, unplugged,
And other groovy groups from
The Eighties. Bucks Fizz!
The Eighties. Bucks Fizz.
There's lots to be ashamed of.
It wasn't great art
It wasn't great art.
Football was great this morning.
who would have though that.
Who would have thought that
Chocolate is good for your heart
That's heaven on earth
That's heaven on earth,
peanut butter with bacon,
coffee on the side.
coffee on the side.
who cares about calories,
enjoy your food pal.
Enjoy your food, pal,
Guzzling your steaks while others
Suffer poor harvests.
Suffer poor harvests?
No thank you very much, friend.
Milk and honey, please.
Milk and honey please
Small children, but we adults
Prefer hot curry.
Prefer hot curry?
Then I know the very place-
Rusholme's Curry Mile