Rusholme's Curry Mile
Will get a visit from me
Next time I'm up there!
Next time I'm up there
Please make sure there's enough milk
Before off'ring tea.
Before off'ring tea,
Mabel put Oreos and
Rich Teas on a plate.
Rich teas on a plate.
after that experience
I'll forgo the demitasse
Forgo demitasse
Just hook up my espresso
To an IV drip
To an IV drip
Of Vodka and orange juice
Add Amaretto
Add Amaretto
to "eye of newt, toe of frog",
for MacBeth, some "Scotch"
for MacBeth, some "Scotch"
Make that a double please with ice
for me to enjoy.
For me to enjoy
A great evening requires
Good conversation
Good conversation.
A gathering of close friends
is stimulating.
Is stimulating
Our curiosity
What you had in mind?
What you had in mind.
Talking about lots of things,
does that suit you ma'me?
does that suit you ma'me?
Asked Al Jolson
At his blackface gig.
At his blackface gig.
A great day to be inside,
near the warm logfire.
Near the warm log fire
I like to store gasoline
But then I'm balmy
But then I'm balmy,
Sometimes mad as a hatter,
That's on a good day
That's on a good day
Guess what I'm on a bad day,
I'd rather not say that.
I'd rather not say
What Gerald told me about
Ingrowing toenails.
Ingrowing toenails
Can easily be dealt with
If you know what's what.
If you know what's what.
What on earth are you doing
showing your face here.
