When I get the chance,
I drink a glass of white wine
with my fresh seafood.
With my fresh seafood,
say you? Yes, I'll have some too!
Pass the utensils.
Pass the utensils,
My lobster is getting cold
I want to dig in!
I want to dig in
my backyard and find a chest
full of gold doubloons
Full of gold doubloons,
The captain's chest rests at the
Bottom of the sea.
Bottom of the sea -
cold, quiet currents flowing,
dolphins fly above.
Dolphins fly above,
sea is calm and very smooth,
with sun going down.
With sun going down,
Vampires drowsily wake
Brush and floss their fangs
Brush and floss their fangs,
So they will have good chompers,
And a biting wit
And a biting wit
Caught the couple, causing them
To make stinging jibes.
To make stinging jibes
One must be intelligent,
Guess that leaves you out
"Guess that leaves you out,"
said the stickball team captains,
"We won't play with you."
We won't play with you
If you are fat. This is the
New outgroup in Wales.
New outgroup in Wales
Sing lots, and wave leeks around
What did you expect?
What did you expect
When you opened the pretty
Box, Pandora?
Box, Pandora?
Who had one drink to many
asked the waiter.
I asked the waiter
To put dressing on the side,
I'm on a diet
I'm on a diet
So that I can cram myself
Into a size ten.
Into a size ten
the tuxedo place pleaded
I can't feel my big toes.
I can't feel my toes.
Has the dog nibbled them off?
I must be dreaming
